Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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