Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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