I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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