Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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