Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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