he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
