i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
tell me about the eggs
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