question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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