He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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