Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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