not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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