11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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