Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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