there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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