All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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