I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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