I CAN MOONWALK!
It was confusing and full of hummus
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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