1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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