You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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