That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she peed on how many people?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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