I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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