operation harelip BJ is a go
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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