He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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