who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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