Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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