I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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