the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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