so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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