Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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