Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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