I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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