I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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