i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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