did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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