bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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