Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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