Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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