(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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