i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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