lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.