Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.