You can't special order awesome
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again