Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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