Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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