There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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