I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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