never play flip cup with pint glasses
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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