Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Sext me about skeletons
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Randomize