Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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