if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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