Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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