Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
His nipple licking is glorious
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