id be glad to
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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