I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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