Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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