That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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