im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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