Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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