Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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